Friday, September 18, 2009

Tweet read around the world!!

Thank you Peter Facinelli for being the most awesome person ever!!!! He said if he got 1 million followers that he would have Rob Tweet from his personal Twitter, and he did! Peter Facinelli is amazing and always delievers! Ugh! LOVE him and Rob!!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Simply beautiful.

See. It's videos like this one that make you realize how many blessings God gives us on a daily basis.

Robert Pattinson is the most beautiful person I've ever seen. I've had my crushes and obsessions over the years, but none compares to this one.
There's just something about this greasy, nonclothes changing, British fool that I just can't get enough of. I don't know what it is, but I really love it. Even in Harry Potter he was a hottie. I think it's just he's somehwat similar to me. Well, I do shower regularly and I do change my clothes. But, he's very shy and timid and hates crowds. I relate there. I don't know. Whatever it is, I thank God for making this beautiful creature.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Morning glory.

Well, we all know that Rob will be attending and presenting a new clip from New Moon and the MTV VMA's. And we also know hewill be sitting in close proximity to Kristen "I Wanna Be A Man" Stewart. What does this mean to me? Nothing. Doesn't matter how close he sits to her, or how many times he's slept with her, he'll one day realize that she is packing more downstairs than he is. She just tucks it really good.

But, in honor of Mr. Pattinson's sexy self, he's a video made by

Robby, please, please wake up and smell her aftershave! She is no good for you. Actually, no one is good enough for you.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

This is my heaven.

Whoever made this video, you are my hero. This is my version of Heaven.
I have strong faith in God, and I know everything happens for a reason, and Rob, God made you perfectly for one reason: TO DRIVE ME MAD!

I freaking love this video, and I swear I swooned a little more than I should have.

Why is Kristen such a lucky man bitch, and why does she get to sleep with you whilethe rest of us only get to have obscene fantasies?! WHY?!

Ugh....melt away with this...

Just a morning wake up.

I've decided this is better than coffee. And since I don't have much time before work, I needed a pick me up, and this is one hell of a wakeup rememdy!!


Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I'm baccck! And so it Kristen's manly side.

So, I've been away for awhile, but I'm back and I just had to make a small comment on why I think Rob enjoys Kristen's company so much.

I don't really think it's a sexual attraction, and I don't so much think it's because he think's she's in some freaky way hot. I really have come to the conclusion that Rob loves Kristen's company for the simple fact that she's really a dude.

Take this picture for instance.

This was taken last night when they were leaving the Bobby Long show in Vancouver.

Rob and Kristen pretty much have the same outfit on. I think Rob really enjoys having a "guy" friend around. He enjoys swapping clothes with "Kris". He enjoys checking out the fangirls asses with "Kris". He enjoys having a "homeboy" around.

It's totally not that he likes actually making out with her, or having sex with her. If that were the case, I'd be a little worried about Robby's sexual preference, as much as I hate to say it.

I wonder if "Kris" wears boxers or briefs? I wonder if "Kris" totally has a "man crush" on Rob. I bet he/she does.

This is what keeps my heart beating everytime a new picture pops up of them two together. I tell myself that Rob just likes the company of his mister friend "Kris".

And Rob, don't worry, she man be more manly than you, but you're the better looking one.