Friday, September 18, 2009
Thank you Peter Facinelli for being the most awesome person ever!!!! He said if he got 1 million followers that he would have Rob Tweet from his personal Twitter, and he did! Peter Facinelli is amazing and always delievers! Ugh! LOVE him and Rob!!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
See. It's videos like this one that make you realize how many blessings God gives us on a daily basis.
Robert Pattinson is the most beautiful person I've ever seen. I've had my crushes and obsessions over the years, but none compares to this one.
There's just something about this greasy, nonclothes changing, British fool that I just can't get enough of. I don't know what it is, but I really love it. Even in Harry Potter he was a hottie. I think it's just he's somehwat similar to me. Well, I do shower regularly and I do change my clothes. But, he's very shy and timid and hates crowds. I relate there. I don't know. Whatever it is, I thank God for making this beautiful creature.
Friday, September 11, 2009
But, in honor of Mr. Pattinson's sexy self, he's a video made by RobSESSEDPattinson.com.
Robby, please, please wake up and smell her aftershave! She is no good for you. Actually, no one is good enough for you.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
I have strong faith in God, and I know everything happens for a reason, and Rob, God made you perfectly for one reason: TO DRIVE ME MAD!
I freaking love this video, and I swear I swooned a little more than I should have.
Why is Kristen such a lucky man bitch, and why does she get to sleep with you whilethe rest of us only get to have obscene fantasies?! WHY?!
Ugh....melt away with this...
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
I don't really think it's a sexual attraction, and I don't so much think it's because he think's she's in some freaky way hot. I really have come to the conclusion that Rob loves Kristen's company for the simple fact that she's really a dude.
Take this picture for instance.
This was taken last night when they were leaving the Bobby Long show in Vancouver.
Rob and Kristen pretty much have the same outfit on. I think Rob really enjoys having a "guy" friend around. He enjoys swapping clothes with "Kris". He enjoys checking out the fangirls asses with "Kris". He enjoys having a "homeboy" around.
It's totally not that he likes actually making out with her, or having sex with her. If that were the case, I'd be a little worried about Robby's sexual preference, as much as I hate to say it.
I wonder if "Kris" wears boxers or briefs? I wonder if "Kris" totally has a "man crush" on Rob. I bet he/she does.
This is what keeps my heart beating everytime a new picture pops up of them two together. I tell myself that Rob just likes the company of his mister friend "Kris".
And Rob, don't worry, she man be more manly than you, but you're the better looking one.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Okay, I don't believe this. But, it makes me ponder what I would do if it were true.
I don't see Rob deciding to shag her, unprotected, in the height of his career. Why would he take the chance of gettin' her pregnant when he's in the prime of his career? Better yet, why would he have sex with her AT ALL!?
I understand Rob has a penis, and having a penis means that there's only one thing on your mind at all times. SEX. But, we are talking about Robert Pattinson here. He could have ANY woman in the world, whenever he wanted her. So, why would he waste his energy doing the bump and grind with a girl like Kristen Stewart?! A one-dimensional actress, who always looks like she's constipated. She never smiles, she never laughs, and she's just plain out ODD. not to mention the fact that she's currently sporting a MULLET!!! Need I say more?!
Robert Pattinson on the other hand is the definition of BEAUTIFUL. I'm not saying I want him to be like every other guy, who goes around sticking his Oscar Meyier in any old bun around just because she's hot. I want him to respect women, but atleast boink the women worth the consequences.
If she were pregnant to Robert, that means he'd be stuck with her in his life for ATLEAST 18 years. 18 years of agony for that poor man. I'm betting he can't wait until he's done filming the remaining films of the Twilight Saga so that he doesn't have to suffer anymore. But, I could just be biased.
All I'm saying is this. Rob, if it is true, file for sole custody, cut offall ties from her, and for God's sake don't feel compelled to get married. I don't think I could handle it. Kristen Stewart-Pattinson. Yeah, I just threw up in my mouth.
I think Jesica Moffett-Pattinson has a better ring to it.
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Now seeing Rob interact with his little co-star made me think about what he's going to be like when WE have kids. I mean, in my sick little fantasy world that I live in, we will have children.
I wonder if Rob will be on of those dads who doesn't allow their daughter to date until she's 20, remembering what he was like when he was her age and knowing what he wanted then. Just pure booty. Or, I wonder if he will be a dad who meets his daughters dates at the front door with a shotgun? I wonder what his face would look like when his daughter wants to talk to him about sex?
All these thoughts run through my mind when I think about Rob being a dad. I bet he will be the most badass dad ever. Considering that he never changes clothes, showers, or brushes his hair. And the fact that he loves to smoke a pack of cigarettes while consuming 3 beers at the local pub. And he can get ALL the ass he wants! His kids will look up to him for being the biggest and hottest British pimp there is.
So, I've concluded that no matter how many kids Rob and I have, he'll be a wonderful father. I'll leave the punishing up to him, though.
Especially if he's goin' to punish the kids by biting them!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Or better yet, him in Vanity Fair?
Those old pictures of Rob are amazing, don't let me take that away from him. But, NOTHING compares to Rob now. No one really knew who he was before Twilight even tho he's been in numerous shows. But, now that everyone knows who he is, they all want him. From crackheads to housewives, Robert Pattinson is now a household name. But you have to ask yourself one question: What would you REALLY do if you had Robert Pattinson for one night?
I don't think I should share my evening plans with everyone being that most aren't PG-13. Hey, I'm a woman who knows what she wants, I can't help myself. I'm sure there would be some discussion of his hygiene and if he showered within the last week before we engaged in our sextracariccular activities. Hey, even I have standards. And I'm sure he will want to take me to In-n-Out Burger to get dinner. We need all the strength and energy we can get for our long night of "snogging". Oh, the fantasies.
His status in Hollywood now is bringing admirers out of the woodwork. He has everyone from Eva Mendez to Natalie Portman, to Bruno wanting him. It's amazing what a little fame and a shower will do for you.
All I have to say is: Rob, pucker up them cheeks buddy. Bruno's coming for you.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
And I say now, like I once said before, it's not the size of the boat, baby. It's the motion in the ocean.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Well, let me just say THANK YOU to these girls right here. These girls who may have tainted ANYONE and EVERYONE'S fan status in Rob's eyes. The girls who have him terrified to go take a piss by himself. The girls who ruined ANY of us gettin' a hug and an autograph. The girls who made him more than likely piss his pants. The girls who probably have him in therapy now. The girls who have him second guessing his career choice. The girls who made all fans look like crazy slutbags. The girls who are in serious need of a good shanking. THESE GIRLS:
THANK YOU, CRAZIES!! Thank you for making the man of all of our dreams completely terrified of us! We really appreciate it.
I'm not going to lie, I'd prolly be in tears too if he walked by me, but in all honesty, I wouldn't throw myself at him. I wouldn't grab him if he didn't want to be touched, and I wouldn't try to run infront of him so he couldn't move. I wouldn't want him to think I'm nuts BEFORE I got to touch him. Weren't you thinking? Thanks to YOU girls, he's probably going to start carrying a shank.
If you weren't so crazy, and being such a mob, we couldn't gotten better pictures. Beautiful pictures. Pictures that make me have to hold onto something when I see them. Pictures like this one:Please, stalkers, remember next time. When you approach THE Robert Pattinson, do it with grace, do it with style. Be nonchalant. He's not going to want ANYTHING to do with you if you're foaming at the mouth like some starving pittbull. Make the rest of us fans look good, not dangerous. GOSH!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Of course, I totally disagree with what Chelsea had to say about Rob, but her co-anchor, was HILARIOUS! I'm pretty sure he may love Rob more than anyone.
Chelsea Lately June 12 , 2009
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Thursday, June 11, 2009
Rob is in New York filming "Remember Me" with his BFF/boy toy Tom Sturridge. And, Kristen is in LA filming The Runaways (The Joan Jett story) with her new BFF Dakota Fanning.
I'm sure I wasn't the only one in the last couple weeks who almost had a heart attack when we saw the pics of Rob and Kristen the morning after the MTV Movie awards. But, rest assured fellow Rob fans! Not only has almost EVERYONE debunked the rumors of a "hookup", they've also put together theories about that morning that's made all of us realize that it's just not true.
Besides, we all know that Rob has better taste.
But, I was checking my daily websites today, and I stumbled across a set of pictures with Kristen's new look for "The Runaways". Not only was I disturbed, but I was also relieved. Behold:
Oh, I know, I know. She's supposed to look like Joan Jett, but wowza!! She looks like a scary emo BOY who is lettin' their locks grow out.
Like I said before, I'm relieved. If Rob is shagging THAT and he's okay with it, then I've lost all my will to live. But, I just don't see them hooking up with her looking like that. It seriously grosses me out. So, until her locks grow back and she dyes it back, I can rest assured and get a good nights sleep.
Robby, hon, she's more masculine than you are. She's awkward, dazed, and most likely confused. Mainly due to all that chronic she's been inhaling. For goodness sake's you had dinner with EVA MENDEZ last night. I'd be all about that hookup, she's gorgeous.
If this picture doesn't make your mind up for you, Rob, then I guess we are no longer.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
I'm not feeling remotely humorous today, so I'm just going to post a couple of these videos. They made my day. The songs are amazing, and the pictures are just flat out orgasmic.
The song in the video above is AMAZING. So how I feel about you, Rob. Just remember, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, and oh so the truth. Well, most of it.
Rob, you now know how we see you through our eyes. Dazzling.
And of course, this isj ust the song I imagine to be playing in the background when Rob and I do it for the first time (that night). It's okay, Robby, don't be embarassed. R Kelly is a legend.
Robert Pattinson Bump n Grind
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Maybe I shouldn't have watched these before I had to go to work. Impure thoughts will fill my mind. It'll be the death of me.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Rob's got his own little entourage. Sam Bradley, TomStu, and Bobby Long.
Our suspicions were confirmed on Rob's whereabouts on Sunday afternoon when pictures surfaced of him in New York City.
I'm glad Rob has someone he can chill with, confide in, and cry on. not to mention the other various activites that he and TomStu can enjoy together.
I'm sure before every interview or live show, TomStu gives Rob a pep talk. I'm sure before every movie premiere TomStu helps Rob slide into his very tight pants.
I'm sure a gallon of crisco was used to slide into those.
TomStu may even be on set of each of the Twilight films to help Rob wax his beautiful chest.Who knows? I'm sure I'm not the only one who ponders how deep their "bromance" really goes. What line will the meaning of friendship cross with these two?
Rob, let me just warn you. I'm glad for your best friend, don't get me wrong. But, you know how girls get when they are best friends. They get territorial, bitchy, and conniving. I know you and TomStu have been friends for many, many years now, and that's wonderful! I'm sure you two even having matching friendship braclets, and I'm super jealous. Just don't let him come between your other relationships. First and most importantly, ours!
Don't let his head mysteriously pop up in our family portrait. Don't let his time of the month destroy our family vacation. And God forbid, when he comes to you claiming that I tried to sleep with him, don't let that destroy our life! You have to remember, TomStu's not used to sharing your attention and I'm afraid he may try to take it out on me.
TomStu, I would never dream of taking your beloved best friend away from you. Here's just a couple reminders for when you come over. No mentioning Rob's ex-girlfriends. Especially Kristen. I know you'll do your best to ruin my night. No talking about how you knew Rob before he was famous. I don't want you getting all nostalgic on us and making Rob have second thoughts about his career choice. We all know he just wants the normal life. And of course, when the socks on the door knob, DO NOT DISTURB.
If you can abide by these few rules, Tom, we'll have no problems. Your little "bromance" can continue. Who knows? Maybe you two will be starring side-by-side in a movie here soon. You know Rob will pull some strings for you. We can make this work, TomStu.
I'll leave you with this.
Bro's before hoe's does NOT apply in this situation.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
I know I may never, wait, let me rephrase that. I WILL never see Robert Pattinson naked.
I know, I know, such a tragedy. But, TMZ released this video and I couldn't believe my eyes.
It's the closest thing to Rob porn I will ever get.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Like I said before, it's a free world, smoke it up. But, shouldn't you atleast try to be a little bit more secret about it? I mean, you're outside in the daylight, hittin' a pipe, and looking like white trash. Come on. You're now a millionaire. You could've alteast put on a Gucci dress and washed your hair. Or, better yet, maybe ever BRUSHED it.
This has me shaking my head and asking myself, "Why, Rob? Why HER?".
Then, I see this video of my beloved Robert Pattinson talking to a paparrazi while being just a little intoxicated, and you know what? It made me forget all about his bad taste in women.
Rob, you get an A+ for being an awesome and supporting boyfriend.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Instead, I'm just going to post this video and let everyone see WHY exactly it is that we love Robert Pattinson.
Just look at those faces. Yeah, some might resemble the face of a constipated man, but the others are faces of an Angel.
I just wanted to post something positive today and not hatefilled. I think today is a peaceful day, and a day to not get irrate over the recent conclusion everyone has come to about Robsten.
I just hope it's false because I don't want to catch anything.
WRAP IT UP, ROB!!!
I just died.
See, I told you I was going to be nice to Kristen today. No bashing, no assumptions, just good old fashioned Robert Pattinson ooling.
Rob may be goofy and awkward, but that's why we love him.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
GOSSIP being the key word.
Here's the article.
"X17 photographers were the ONLY ones to catch Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson after a steamy night together, post-MTV Movie Awards!The Twilight co-stars are DEFINITELY off-screen sweethearts as well, as these exclusive pictures confirm. After the awards show, Rob and Kristen headed to Cecconi's for a bite to eat, and the duo left the trendy eatery around 11pm, and they were followed by a police escort to The Charlie Hotel in West Hollywood (Charlie Chaplin's old house). The lovebirds booked themselves a private chateau, and we didn't see them again until noon, when they emerged from their bungalow, looking like they'd both just rolled out of bed!Our X17 photographer on the scene tells us exclusively:"Rob was preoccupied with getting all of his stuff in the car and Kristen was hiding behind her sunglasses, looking a little tired, but waiting to say goodbye. Right before Rob got in the SUV, the couple stood together behind the car door and I'm pretty sure there was a brief kiss!"Rob was whisked away to LAX in a dark SUV, and Kristen retreated to the bungalow, presumably to catch up on sleep.Rob and Kristen def seem to be teasing their fans with this are-they-or-aren't-they relationship, but X17online can announce to Twilight fanpires - this relationship is for real!"
Okay, now that that's out of the way. I don't know if I should believe it or not. You know what they say. It can only be a rumor for so long before you actually start believing it.
I'm not sure I'm ready to take that leap.
If Rob wants to shack up with Kristen, hey, it's his penis. I should be happy for him, and want him to get what he wants in life. I just don't know if I can see Rob and Kristen's future.
They would probably quit acting after the final Twilight Saga film is released, and of course start their own business venture. I can see it now.
They will open up a Hemporium. All things related will be sold inside. They will move in an apartment overtop of the Hemporium so that Kristen can greet and treat all customers with the best customer service there is. I just hope poor Rob can sleep with the lights from the sign on the building for his store. Look how bright it is.
Reguardless, I want him to be happy. I mean, I guess I can see them starting a family and all the cheesy joy that comes with that. I mean, I'm sure Rob's even pictured this in his head for awhile now. The love of his life, her bong, and their daughter! I'm sure he even has a picture stored somewhere on his ancient laptop of them all together. Of course, he made it in paint, so it's not the best. But, he atleast has a little reminder.
Okay, I think I can accept this. I can go on with my life not hating Kristen for landing the best looking creature God has ever created. Mr. Pattinson himself. I can accept that one day there will be little Robstews running around in their Hollywood mansion. I can accept that it will never be me.
So, I can say this now. Rob, go, be happy with Kristen. I'm just a hater. I shouldn't hate you or her. I should hate the game. Fly free, young Rob.
Just one more thing to say............
IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'!!
Rob, hon, you're young, hot, and rich. Go wild, play the field, be a sex animal! Test the water before you dive in, test drive the car before you buy it, and for goodness sake, be the community bicycle and give everyone a ride!! STARTING WITH ME!
Now that I have that out of my system, New Moon Movie . org posted a hilarious video. I'm pretty sure it mimics Jeralyn and I on Sunday night when we first watched the New Moon trailer. Check these chicks out.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Let me just start by saying the MTV Awards last night were AMAZING. I couldn't have asked for a better 2 hours in my life. Everytime Rob stepped up on that stage, or his beautiful face was on that huge screen, I swear my heart stopped.
I'm not surprised that they won for the best kiss award. Twi-hards voted their asses off. Best movie? Well, duh. Best Male Breakthrough Performace? OF COURSE! It's ROB. Best Fight? Yes, two hot guys fighting will make any girl swoon. Best female performance for Kristen Stewart, ehh. I can't really say that I voted for that one. Sue me!
Now this was very interesting. Not because I was about to throw up. It may or may not have been from the alcohol I consumed, or it could've been out of pure jealousy. I'm betting on the second one. But, either way, it's clear that Rob was kind wishing he could've inched a little closer to her face. I'm guessing it's not because he wanted to lock lips with her, I'm thinking he was wanting to get a little closer to her hair to get that second hand buzz from her pot scented hair. We ALL know she toked up before she came! I mean come on. She couldn't even hold onto her Award.
Next time just smoke an ounce and not a pound, okay Kristen?
All in all, the cast all looked wonderful. Minus Kristens getting dressed in the dark and busting out the Chuck T's with no socks. I feel bad for whoever she was sitting next to. I'm sure feet and popcorm isn't a smell that can be regaurded as good.
As for Rob, he looked dashing. The blue jacket with the dark pants, Lord have Mercy. I'm not going to lie, I needed a couple "restroom breaks". How can someone be so backwards, and humble, and yet burst with beauty? I don't know either, but, Mr. Pattinson sure knows how to pull it off.
He's in NYC today to start filming his new "untitled" movie. Either "Remember Me" or "Memoirs". Either name will be just fine. It could be called "Shit Sack" and I'd still go see it 48274267289 times.
Last, and not least, what every Twi-hard/Rob fanatic in the world was waiting for. The New Moon Trailer. MTV DELIEVERED!! It was probably the best moment of the night. I'm glad I had my friend Jeralyn here to support me when they showed it. I had to hold onto someone and I'm pretty sure she almost had a heart attack, too. Chris Weitz is the MAN! That's all I'm going to say. It would've been even better if Jasper would've ate Bella's face off...I'm just kidding. Don't kill me for saying that.
So, without further procrastination, here it is. The most AMAZING thing I've seen in MONTHS.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer in HD
P.S- Thank you, Robert Pattinson for giving me all the dirty thoughts and wet dreams in the world for the rest of my life from just being on MTV for two hours. You've really made my life. Just as Jerry McGuire said back in the day..."You complete me..."
Friday, May 29, 2009
I just died.
Besides the fact that Kristen sounds like a guy, and she didn't have enough passion when she said "kiss me", I died.
If you're going to tell Robert Pattinson to kiss you, atleast act like you want it, girl! I would NEVER stand there so calmly when I was about to stick my tongue down his throat. But, of course, I forgot. My bad Kristen. He's getting PAID to kiss you. BURN!!
The MTV Movie Awards are Sunday. And of course, like any other Robert Pattinson fan, I'm excited. What I'm not excited about is the seating arrangement.
Of course, Robert and Kristen are co-stars and they have to be somewhat close when they accept all their awards Sunday. But, seriously, a seat in between? Why can't they just come out of the dating closet already?! Just admit that they are a couple so that we can all move on and start the process of mourning, and acceptance.
I'm sure they aren't allowed to be "open" about their relationship because of the studio wantign to keep the millions flowing in. Do they really think that if all the Twi-hards and Rob fanatics found out that they were really dating, they'd boycott the movie?! No. Okay, well, maybe. Just some, though.
I wouldn't boycott the movie, I'd just stay locked in my room for a week crying and listening to "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" by the Culture Club, and eating HoHo's.
So, I wonder who their plus one's will be at the awards? I'm sure Rob's will be management or agent, anyone to fill that seat beside him so he can control his urges to reach out and touch Kristen. As if filming time wasn't enough for them. Kristen's will probably be the guy she buys her bongs from.
Hey, it's a free world, baby. Smoke that shizzz!
Reguardless, Rob and Kristen may be seated next to each other this year, but what about next year? I think I know who Rob's plus one will be. Go ahead, take a look, I know you're curious!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Above we have the girl who was photographed with Mr. Pattinson in Cannes.
As you can tell from the picture, of course, she is pretty, but look a little closer.
By the way she's standing you can tell she's an attention seeker. And the dress, oh my, the dress.
But, that's not the point. We all know that her "friend" sold all the photos to the tabloids. And she claims that she wanted nothing from the photos since she comes from a wealthy family and doesn't need money. But, we all know the truth. She wanted everyone in the world to think that she hooked up with Robert Pattinson.
If you're a true fan like the rest of us, you all know Rob's very private about his relationships and he's also VERY shy. Why would he hook up wth someone who HAD to have tons of photos for evidence?! HE WOULDN'T!
She did an interview with Star magainze, gushing about their "connection". Why would you do that?!
I mean we all know the truth behind the photos. She pouted until they pulled a chair up for her at the table in Cannes. And that's when she squeezed her way into some pictures.
I'm not all into bashing people I don't know. I atleast want to say that I know them enough to bash them. But, this one needs to be said.
If you don't acquire fame on your own, don't go doing whatever you can to ride up the charts.
In all due respect to Mr. Pattinson, we know his taste is much more classy than this.
I feel for the millions of girls, women, and even guys around the world who almost had a heart attack when these pictures surfaced. I'll admit I was crushed for about 24 hours until I found out the truth. I know we all probably did some kind of Lord of The Dance victory dance in unison when we found out. And no disrespect to Erika, who was just lookin' out for number one. But, come on!!
You don't see me going around taking pictures with the local mayor and goin' to the newspapers with that claiming I boned him. (He's the closest thing to a celebrity we have.)
So, for all the many crazed Rob, Robward, Robsten, and Robiki fans out there who had the rage that I had that day, don't.
I learned that it's inevitable. It's going to happen. Yes, this girl may've not been the truth, but one day he WILL find someone and we WILL have to accept it. But, until then we can dream, or even write blogs and be haters. I'm okay with that. I can deal with that..
Just know this, Rob. I would NEVER sell you out to the tabloids. Just as long as I was rewarded everynight for keeping my mouth shut, if you know what I'm saying!
As for Erika, I hope she finds what she's looking for with her new found fame. Who knows? Next week it could be pictures of her and Michael Jackson saying they had a connection.
*Took picture from Robert pattinson Life
I mean, take this picture for instant. I'm sure he's probably thinking what he's going to cook me for dinner, or what our activities will be after dinner. *wink, wink*
This picture CLEARLY states that he enjoys a good cigarette after a long night of bumping uglies. And, of course, I would never deny him either! Many people think smoking is a disgusting habit, but with that cigarette hanging out of his mouth, he is DAZZLING.