Well, we all know that Rob will be attending and presenting a new clip from New Moon and the MTV VMA's. And we also know hewill be sitting in close proximity to Kristen "I Wanna Be A Man" Stewart. What does this mean to me? Nothing. Doesn't matter how close he sits to her, or how many times he's slept with her, he'll one day realize that she is packing more downstairs than he is. She just tucks it really good.
But, in honor of Mr. Pattinson's sexy self, he's a video made by RobSESSEDPattinson.com.
Robby, please, please wake up and smell her aftershave! She is no good for you. Actually, no one is good enough for you.