I'm not feeling remotely humorous today, so I'm just going to post a couple of these videos. They made my day. The songs are amazing, and the pictures are just flat out orgasmic.
The song in the video above is AMAZING. So how I feel about you, Rob. Just remember, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, and oh so the truth. Well, most of it.
Rob, you now know how we see you through our eyes. Dazzling.
And of course, this isj ust the song I imagine to be playing in the background when Rob and I do it for the first time (that night). It's okay, Robby, don't be embarassed. R Kelly is a legend.
Robert Pattinson Bump n Grind
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Maybe I shouldn't have watched these before I had to go to work. Impure thoughts will fill my mind. It'll be the death of me.